Lighthouse Harkbucks Stickers (3")
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Lighthouse Harkbucks Stickers (3")

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If yer a lobster-eating lighthouse-keepin' salty sea dog, return that mermaid to their former glory and show off that mermussy!

Eggers said that they based the mermaid's genitals in The Lighthouse on shark labia. But sharks don't have labia? Male sharks have two claspers that function as dual penii though! So in conclusion, the mermaid in the lighthouse canonically has two penii. And thus King Triton has two clits. Go get her Mr. Pattinson-kun!!

  • Two variations: "Classic" B/W, and "Modern" green/white.
  • "Classic" is about 2.5 inches tall, and printed on holographic sticker paper for a rainbow sheen.
  • "Modern" is about 3 inches tall, and printed on matte sticker paper.
  • Vinyl is water resistant, but NOT waterproof. Please use on indoor applications like laptops or notebooks!
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