Boxer "Von Kaiser" Ergonomic Mousepad

Big titty oppai mousepads of Von Kaiser's chest. He's a German middle-aged boxer with big bobbies. What's not to love?

• About 8x10" inches at the widest. Each cheek is around 3" large.
• Material is "peach skin", a silky poly material that is waterproof.
• My wife says that this mousepad is extremely comfortable, and very fun to play with idly. I trust him with my life.